"Wake me up when september ends"

"Wake me up when september ends" anevazoun olo sto facebook..kai exoun dikio. Einai apisteuto ti mporei na sumvei mesa s ena mina...pos arxizei kai pos teleiwnei. Kai enw gyrname me anevasmeni diathesi kai ta muala panw ap to kefali logw kalokairiou arxizoun ta paratragouda...i anwmali prosgeiwsi! O enthousiasmos kai oi kalokairinoi erwtes teleiwnoun...kapoioi (egw)anatheroun kai katalavainoun oti sti zoi uparxoun polla pragmata gia na mathoun akoma. Etsi apo to "danza kuduro"  akoume twra ta sinthimata twn katalipsewn. Pantou kuriarxei sygxisi, anarxia, apergies, mia apogohteusi gia to avevaio mellon autou tou topou. Kai t kuriotero kathgories kai apaithseis...i fysi tou anthrwpou einai tetoia pou thelei panta kapoion na sthsei ston toixo..paliotera to kaname stin kuriolexia..eutyxws twra exoume "kapoia ekpaideysh" kai feromaste pio politismena i apla syneidhtopoihsame oti i zoi einai xeiroteri timwria  kai o thanatos telika lutrwsi..poios xerei..
Etsi loipon "kathgoroume tous politikous pou mas eferan s auti tin katastasi kai apaitoume amesi allagi" Auti i protasi emena pantws prosvalei tin nohmosuni m...kai fainetai pantelws geloia kai paidiastiki. Dld kat auton ton tropo dexomaste oti oi parapanw mas kanoun oti theloun..k epomenws einai oi monoi pou mporoun na allaxoun tin katastasi. pantou vlepw mono kathgorw..pouthena luseis..Ta MME prokeimenou na poulisoun i prospathwntas anepityxws na apodeixoun tin axia tous mpainoun stin idia kathgoria me to viagra kai tis kotsompoles dld to toso to kanoun allo toso (me to sumpatheio panta) enisxuontas olo kai pio poli ti dhmiourgia enos "kratous tou fovou" spernontas tin katsatrofi kai tin apogohteusi...polles fores parallassontas legomena kai vgazontas lanthasmena sumperasmata pou odigoun stin parapliroforisi.
Vevaia ta MMe kanoun tin douleia tous..esena omws Ellin tou 21ou aiwna pou eina i kritiki sou skepsi?? dexesai akrita auta pou se taizoun eite oi politikoi eite oi dhmisiografoi eite o filos s sto kafeneio gt kata vathos xereis oti ftais k esi..Esu pou se kairous ypermetris asudosias sta plaisia mias legomenis "dimokratias" xairosoun tis apolaves twn gnwrimiwn s- koinws vismata-poulouses tin psifo s gia na dioriseis to gio s sto dhmosio kai epairnes katanalwtiko daneio  gia na pantrepseis tin kori s wste i theia sou na pei "wraio to fagito sto kentro alla den mas prosferan tourta" kai fysika na pareis k ena kathws prepei autokinito..Ola gia to dithen! Aut to dithen omws einai pou mas efage! kai twra epirreasmenos  apo tin apogohteusi pou kuriarxei se pianoun taseis fygis..gt "i ellada se pligwnei kai sto exwteriko exei douleies kai anagnwrizoun tin axia s"
Symfwnw..douleies den uparxoun prominietai peina omws pou einai o patriwtismos??? Pou einai oi hrwes?? Mono auto exoume na deixoume?? poulame to mellon mas gia ena dyskolo paron?? palaiotera oi anthrwpoi edinan ti zoi tous gia na krathsoun to kommati ghs tous..kai emeis twra tha paraitithoume toso eukola?? Kouvalame stis plates mas tosi istoria..toso politismo kai twra dinoume to dikaiwma se kathe xanthopseira na ma ti leei??
Exw megali periergeia na diavasw tin istoria tou aiwna mas se kapoia egkyklopaideia...dystyxws i eutyxws den tha zw..alla tha thela poli na leei oti parolo pou kaname lathi se mia dyskoli epoxi den katathesame ta opla alla orthopodisame..MONOI mas.
O septemvris teleiwse...erxetai kainourgios minas..Xupniste!

Fas-eis kai antifas-eis..

Ti periergi pou einai i zoi wres wres...auto pou lene gamietai to sumpan! Ena "vrady savvatou".."mia sunousia mustiki".."logia logia logia".."o dromos exei ti diki tou istoria" kai tin alli mera "dwdeka k oute ena tilefwnima" "logia pseutika" kai "min kaneis pos den thimasai"..Exigw! Ena vrady sti thessaloniki, mia sunantisi me enan  erasti, katalipseis kai poreies stous dromous kai meta..me pianei to parapono pou den apantaei sta minimata..kanei oti den thimatai kai vlepw kai apokleismo sto facebook, sto msn kai sto teleiwtiko mnm sto kinito oute apantisi. Exei xathei  i eilikrineia, to flert, o pantiwtismos..Lupamai oxi gia ton pligwmeno egwismo mou ..isa isa..ta xtypimata auta mas kanoun pio dynatous kai stin teliki einai sto programma mias farsas pou legetai zoi..lupamai gia sena pou nomizeis oti vgikes nikitis...alla na thimasai oti o "Nikitis einai monos".

Mesa apo auti ti "fasi"  viwsa tis "antifaseis" pou exei i zoi..etsi i istoria allaxe repertorio.."ksimerwnei kuriaki".."thessaloniki m megali ftwxomana"..."goustarw na xoreuw" "ena magazi apopse" "dikaiwma m na gyrnw sto spiti ta xaramata".."mia zoi tin xoume" kai......."mia apo ta idia" kai "xamogelase paei perase"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shfZzTJYZWs

Chat Rooms Part III - klassikes atakes

Loipooon..tha parathesw orismenes erwthseis pou kanoun ta agapita mas agoria kata ti diarkeia mias didiktyakis sinomilias..afou sigoureutikame oti i partener tis sizitisis einai "f" kai prothumi na dwsei msn paizoume to paixnidi twn 10 erwthsewn. Edw prepei na euxaristhsw ton filo mou (with benefits..;) )ton "kosta" pou ekane mia sygketrwtiki lista..Thanks a lot! Oles oi erwthseis ginontai sta plaisia mias aplis sizitisis antallagis idewn..kai an tairiazoun ooo ti sumptwsi! as sunantithoume!  Exoume kai leme:

• "exeis sxesi?" logiki erwthsh..e min fane k ksulo ta paidia! statistika apantatai apo oles tis kathgories koritsiwn..vevaia akolouthoun kai upoerwthseis analoga me tin apantisi. to oxi epidexetai perissoteres erwthseis..sou leei gt einai moni?? kai poso kairo?? kati sumvainei! Sto "nai" teleiws ksafnika ena rakoon ap to pouthena erxetai k diakoptei ti sundesi...:P
• "exeis oloklirwsei?" erwthsh kuriws gia teenager...(to "oxi" spanizei san apantisi...kai sto "nai" apo pisw mpainoun trena.. xe xe kakiaa)
• "ipsos, kila, matia, mallia?" lene k kala na exoun mia eikona..bourdes! na doun an milane me ton gkotzila i tin megan fox...sinithws apo pisw krivetai enas sundyasmos matinas mantarinaki kai peggys kara (i ithopoios).
• "noumero soutien?". proswpika zitimata sizitisi kommeni tha elege mia kathwsprepei allaaa epeidi ton sumpathei ton agnwsto pou exei apenanti tis tha apantisei etsi gt einai cool kai as min tis fainetai...
• "protimisi se eidh eswrouxwn?" an i apantisi tis prohgoumenis erwthsis den einai ikanopoihtiki auti edw einai zwtikis shmasias gia to boy mas...krinetai to facebook! (exoun antallaxei idi msn...)
• "erwtikh fantasiwsh?" teleutaia eukairia na apoktisoun facebook..sou leei mporei na min exei polla prosonta..alla na einai kinky sto mualo ;)
• "poses sxeseis eixes?" edw epibebaiwnontai oi anisixies twn prohgoumenwn erwthsewn
• "ti den tha ekanes pote sto sex?" kai afou sigoureutikame  na kseroume pos tha antidrasoume tet-a-tet ;)
• "tha ekanes kati mazi m? ap to ligo pou me xereis?" entaxei ola t alla...egw o endiafermenos tha xarw ola ta parapanw i ftiaxtika tzampa???

Dystyxws i eytyxws spania oloklirwnetai to paixnidi twn 10 erwthsewn..oi perissoteres to kovoun stin erwthsh me ta eswrouxa..edw i oneiropola tha pei "pisteua oti esi tha isoun diaforetikos ap tous allous" dld eleos! egw eimai mazi sas paidia!  

Uparxoun kai kati alles kathgories andrwn pou t xontrainoun poli re paidi m...me to kalimera dld kateutheian sto psito..katse reee..toso poli den vlepeis ap tin kavla?? vevaia paizei na einai kai o "trelaras" pou ti vriskei me tis antidraseis twn koritsiwn...

Tes pa....Chat-isteite eleuthera einai i apopsi m! Oso gia ton kindyno pou lene (kai exun dikio.....) tis perissoteres fores einai o idios me enan pou tha synantiseis ston dromo kai tha prospathisei na sou plasarei "karamelitses"...gi auto anaptyxte k ligo kritiki skepsi!  ante! 

 Autaaaa...ciao!

Chat Rooms Part II

Entaxei, eixa pei oti tha grapsw gia klasikes atakes chat omws allaxa gnwmi kai tha grapsw gia tis kathgories twn agoriwn..tosi prospatheia kanoun ta paidia min ta afisoume etsi! Loipon..sto psito sta grigora gt efaga k mia pitsa k varistomaxiasa (apo aurio diaita..koita na deis..peftei k deytera!). Exoume kai leme..

• oi eugenikoi: ksekinane me ena "kalispera despoinis..i kalimera glykia m". statistika anw twn 32 etwn pou sto lykeio eixan parei thewrhtiki kateuthinsi-desmi kai einai oi gnwstoi metro pou kukloforoun me mia parea koritsiwn milwntas gia to kainourgio iphone kai kanoun mimiseis twn "morfwn" apo tin ekpompi tis anitas pania kai mpikan sto chat taaaaxa m gia na perasei i wra me mia omorfi parea sizitwntas gia to oti exei xathei o romantismos. Sinithws den epimenoun gia msn stin prospatheia tous na fanoun eugenikoi kai oxi peftoules kai kanonizoun diadiktyako rantevou sto chat me idio nick (patagwdis apotyxia...)
• eygenikoi new edition: ksekiname me ena aplo kalispera..min ksexname kai tin eygenia oso k an mas tin edwse i alli pou mas estise..yparxoun dyo periptwseis: na vrei tin oneiropola pou legame i tin plakatzou. to deytero kataligei se poli gelio gia tin plakatzou pou ti vriskei me tis apegnwsmenes prospatheies tou eygenikou na analysei tin psyxosunthesi tis kai na vgalei apo mesa tis ton xameno romantismo (FAIL)
• oi cool: ksekinane me ena hi..statistika 20-24 xronwn. Den prospathoun poli..kanoun kinisi k o,ti katsei..afoplistika eilikrineis..den zorizoun katastaseis. mpikan gia na perasei i wra..kai an den travaei..klain main! vazoun mia tainia kai telos..sinithws thessalonikeis..a re symprwteuousa, ta kalitera paidia se lllewww! (m autous vriskoun to daskalo tous oi tsampoukaloudes)
• o ksanamenos teenager: den diaferei kai poli ap tin antistoixi katigoria twn kortsiwn. Exoun tin tasi na prosthetoun xronia stin ilikia tous wste na min tus pernane gia "momola" opws lene. stelnoun link mitropanou kai ploutarxou... kai kala kapsoures megales..ara empeiries ;) Dinoun pantou to kinito tous kai einai olo kardoules  (axou ta glykoulia! ) mexri na ftasoun stin ilikia tou cool kai na ta grafoun ola sta arxidia tous.
• oi "geroi": den ftaiw egw! monoi tous ta lene..sinithws 25-32. pisteuoun oti ap ti stigmi pou teleiwsan ti foititiki zoi (exairountai oi aiwnioi foitites) exoun "megalwsei". psaxnoun douleia kai an hdh exoun den einai euxaristimenoi. Pleon vlepoun tis eidiseis twn 8 kai arxizoun na kanoun mpirokoilia. Sinithws ti vriskoun me ti "xalari" pou sinithws einai k foititria. thimountai tis treles tus kai euelpistoun na tis xanazisoun mazi tis gia auto k i sizitisi meta einai olo "???" kai oxi "ase ase....." Xananiwnoun vre paidi m!
• oi pornogeroi : statistika panw apo 40..epeidi trwne sinexws akura apo ols tis upoloipes kathgories, otan lene tin ilikia tous, sumvivazontai me tin teknatzou...(autoi eprepe na exoun parental control! akou ekei..mathame na kouname ena pontiki kai tin peftoume k se mikroules twra..oust!)
• oi "aderfes": ennoeitai oti einai fake..gt na milisei enas homo se mia kopela????? palio to kolpo..opws exei xathei to flert ap tous antres etsi exei xathei kai i upomoni ap tis gynaikes den paizei na einai kamia prothumi na "voithisei"..just so u know guys!
• oi trelares: sunithws kanoun tis aderfes kai ta vriskoun poli kala me tis plakatzoudes pou kanoun tis allodapes..polles fores antallasoun idees kai sunergazontai sto doulema allwn..se spanies periptwseis otan diapistwsoun oti kouvalane idia kuvika trelas isws proxwrhsei kai parapera to thema...;) Sinthima tous: mia zoi tin exoume!
• oi "ela na sou pw ton pono m": twra ti na kanoun s ena chat pou kukloforoun oles oi parapanw kathgories den xerw..sinithws xwrismenoi 35ides...pou afigountai tin pikri tous istoria..opws katalavainete mia san tin oneiropola i tin xalari tha kathotan na akousei paizontas sto youtube to "talking to the moon" tou Bruno tou areianou. (katallilo gia zwdia tou nerou)

Sigoura exw ksexasei pollous...eipame to eidos exelissetai! merikes fores to internet einai ena xrhsimo kai dynato ergaleio kai mporei na katalixei kai se euxaristes gnwrimies..mou exei tyxei ;) alla merikes fores internet should be illegal ---->http://www.internetshouldbeillegal.com/    hahahahahaha afierwmeno stin katigoria 7!  Ciaoooooo

Chat Rooms - i tsatsa tou 21ou aiwna

Kalimeraaa (m aresei auto to makrosurto "a"..thewrw omws athlio to "niii")..Loipon..nomizw oloi exoume antilifthei oti exei xathei to flert, oi greek lovers exoun apla to onoma kai oxi ti xarh..entaxei se sxesi me tous kryoplastous vorious exoume allo taperamento alla lets face it...teinoume pros tin ptinopoihsh..koinws oi antres exoun ginei poli kotes. Pleon oute se plisiazoun oute tpt me ti dikaiologia oti oi kopeles exoun ginei poli snob kai dithen kai dinoun akura.swsto kati dimetra montela me ta minia kai ta mounia exw den ksynoun to malli mia wra gia na poun nai ston prwto pou tha tous tin pesei..pou pas re file??? ennoeitai ti tha fas akuro! an ti pefteis mono stis wraies kala na patheis..de lew na pas kai ston gkotzila pou den katalavainei ti diafora tou megethous k anti gia xlarge foraei small alla mi mas vazete oles sto idio saki! Me ta dedomena auta loipon ta agoria mas sou lene as dokimasw kati pio asfales..oso na nai i xulopita face tou face einai duspepti..Ekei loipon pou kathontai xalaroi sto dwmatio tous kai den tin paleuoun allo apo tin varemara (gia na min pw tpt allo...)skeftontai..den mpainw se kana chat room etsi mwre gia tin plaka na milisw ligo na perasei i wra..vlepoun loipon to onoma "annamaria" i "souzana" (piasarika kai ta dyo latinogeni, i fantasia orgiazei, oso na peis ksefeygoun ap to kikitsa kai to giwrgitsa) kai rixnoun tin apisteuti ataka "hi..asl?" (woooow). twra edw exoume  katigories koritsiwn :

• i xalari pou akouei mousiki k mpike gt variotan alla an dwsei to msn tis se kana kouklo tou tefaa den tha ti xalasei kiolas 
• i tsampoukalou pou taxa m snompare ta chat kai ta xwnei se olous alla tha dwsei k auti msn s enan pou tha t paixei adiaforos kai tha thixei ton egwismo tis
• i plakatzou pou varietai toso pou kanei tin allodapi kai milaei s alli glwssa gia na spasei plaka me tis atakes twn ellinwn pros tis xenes kai na kanei k ena gkalop (dokimasmeno exei poli gelio) alla k auti tha dwsei msn se kapoion pou kouvalaei tin idia trela
• i teenager pou vgazei foto sto banio dinwntas filakia ston kathrefti kai tin antanaklasi tou kinitou tis kai stelnei link tis stikoudi kai, oi pio high class, tou kotsira isws kai tou alkinoou
• i teknatzou 35ara isws kai 40ara me nick "hot baby" h "trelo mwro" pou vgazei xeiroteres foto apo tin teenager tis parapanw katigorias
• i oneiropola pou apo tis polles amerikanies pou vlepei sto Star pisteuei oti tha vrei ton erwta tis zoi tis sto chat..(sinithws psaxnoun enan kouklo basketballista pou diavazei kavafi kai akouei xatzigianni) 

Sigoura exw ksexasei merikes akoma..oi vasikes pantws einai autes..ase pou to eidos exelissetai kai kathe mera emfanizontai k alla metallagmena frouta. 

Pwww eixa skopo na grapsw k alla..alla kourastikaaa (eimai k didimos kai aposuntonizomai eukola) next post--->klassikes atakes chat.. thats all for now..ciaoooo

ENA-ena TEST-test

Basika den xerw pws na ksekinisw...den exw grapsei pote oute imerologio oute ravasakia opws ola ta kala koritsakia..alla variemai toso polu pou eipa na kanw mia prospatheia. Kati to Vampire Diaries pou exw kapsei autes tis meres (nai isxuei auto pou grafw sto profil-->m aresoun oi amerikanies) kati oi provlepseis twn zwdiwn (pou opws polloi lene den pisteuoun alla oloi anevazoun tin entasi otan vgainei i litsa patera ) gia mia xronia "afypnisis kai dhmiourgikwn ksekinimatwn kathws exoume plithos katapliktikwn idewn pou prepei na axiologoume me austirothta kai na asxolithoume mono me oses einai praktika efarmosimes" eipa k egw na dialexw tin pio praktika efarmosimi (dystyxws i agora tis Ducati pou thelw gia na paw stous gkourou Nepal pou tha mou didaxoun pws na krataw to katourhma akyri gia fetos..Damn!) kai na ksekinisw na grafw sto i-boogle -parallagi tou i-google kathws tha grafw o,ti idea katevasw kati monaxika kai vroxera vradia akougontas to "vrady savvatou" tou papakonstantinou prospathwntas na katalavw tin frasi tou prwhn-megalou erwta-kollima megalo-pou-den-pairnw-apofasi-oti-me-esteile.."eimai se alli fasi". Kala entaxei..de paizei, eimai didimos pou shmainei oti ta xepernaw eukola auta (mallon tha eimai "i alli fasi")..
Kai epeidi irthe to fthinoporaki parte kai ena tragoudi pou mou thumizei tis kautes stigmes tou kalokairiou...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnBYdUXi3Eg